pull a toobin

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident; 19 October, 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

by Winkchester October 19, 2020

pulling a double

talking or messing with two people at once, with or without them knowing

“I heard she cheated on you bruh”

“Yea but whole time I was pulling a double on her ass anyways”

by iiluhbri July 11, 2022

pull a blinder

Achieve something difficult

You really did pull a blinder in the meeting

by Harold_64 July 13, 2022

Pull an andrei

When you make some questionable dick move when someome does something nice to you, but act under the guise of never asking for that kind act

For instance:

-wtf why did you refund that game
-huh? I never asked you to give it to me
-come on don't pull an andrei on me

by mrbunkerman August 4, 2022

Pulled a Nivi

Organize a gathering of a group of friends, only to cancel at the last moment.

I can't believe that we are sitting in this restaurant for her birthday party and she decided to cancel last minute. She really pulled a Nivi on us.

by FlatDragonFruit42 August 4, 2022

Pulling a Theo

when you do something really suspicious that many wouldn't dare do in front of anyone

"oh my god did you see that guy pretending to give that wii remote a blowjob?"
"yeah, dude's pulling a theo"

by MCDONALD'S STAFF June 8, 2022

Pulling an Eitan

When you say you will hook up with somebody but then pussy out of it.

Rose: Hey Eitan wanna hook up?
Eitan: Sure.
Next day
Eitan: I changed my mind.
Rose: Ugh why are you pulling an Eitan

by noah45 June 8, 2022