One word text

when you are too tired to text back
or you are doing something else when you are texting

"i love staying up past midnight"
"k"
"it's so fun"
"ik"
"are you one word texting me? are you asleep?"
"ye"

by daisydoodooadallop May 10, 2015

blow one's dough

(verb) to spend all one's money

I'ma never blow ma dough again!

by Fangsta April 27, 2003

one-hit-quit

A one-hit-quit is when something is so good that you don't need a second opinion or backup to know it. You found it.

When I met Nick, I knew he was a one-hit-quit, I didn't need or want anyone after him... he was *that* good. I got everything I needed and nothing else could compare.

by coolest laura in wyoming January 16, 2011

Number one bae

A person that is your favourite of all people usually hayden landa

Hayden landa is my number one bae

by Lol don't care January 13, 2017

punch one out

To go to the bathroom (number 2)
To take a crap.

I'm gonna go punch one out in the sh*tter.

by C. Berry August 1, 2006

the one and only steve

steve is the spawn of bobby hill and kiki knockout. steve is a watermelon. THE BEST DARN WATERMELON IN DA WORLD........but has since pasd, he rotted

bobby hill- ow ow ow hhherrrgh...ugh finnally that dumb baby watermelon is out

kiki knockout- AAGH bobby dont talk lik that infront of our son

bobby hill- whats his name anyway

kiki knockout- THE ONE AND ONLY STEVE

by snowball vanity August 4, 2011

one man waltz

It is simply the act of masturbating.

Hey, I'm gunna go take a shower and do the one man waltz.

by 'The' Ace February 1, 2005