Lounging Bro

The state in which a Bro can be found lounging, relaxing, "chilling", most often with fellow Bros. The attire is crucial to the success of the Bros "lounging". The Bro will often be wearing their Adidas flip flops (the ones with a single velcro strap across the toes), tube socks, ill-fitting basketball shorts, and most importantly, a cut-off tank-top which is either a ridiculously motivating Nike slogan, or their 2006 Wrestling championship. The Bro will often open their door eating a Jimmy John's sandwich, with a Natty Ice to nurse the hangover from their Bitty infested evening last night. In the background you will hear either football or Call of Duty.

"Dude, what's that in your living room?"
"Oh that's just a lounging Bro".

by The P&P May 17, 2013

Incestimo bro's

When you and your cousin fuck your sister in the same matter as Eskimo bro's

My best friend is incestimo bro's with his cousin. It makes me hard.

by Incest, Eskimo bro's July 23, 2015

Joe Bro

White man specifically middle aged or elderly

Look at old cracker ass Larry over there he's a real Joe Bro

by Riv61 May 15, 2022

beiber bro

When someone does their hair, acts, and dresses exactly like Justin Beiber, probably because they're lonely and just wanna get the girls.

Richard's wife heft him cuz he was no longer the Beiber Bro she fell in love with.

by Curbngutter September 21, 2016

Bro's Blessing

A bro's blessing is the highest honor a man can give his friend, it is an oath to help your bro through anything he will face regarding what you blessed him for, usually for success with a woman.

Bro 1; Yo, I\m boutta ask this girl out.

Bro 2; I give you my bro's blessing for success

by ChrChrBnks July 4, 2024

Chance Bro

Better know as Two Scoops of Chance

Chance Bro was created in Chicago Illinois.

is pretty much means no
i need a better definition

Mgo: Think we should go help N#gga Bags with the luggage?
Hrag:Chance Bro( and we walk away)

Camper #1:Can I my phone tonight?
Unger Mgo:Chanceee(British accent)

by N#gga Mgo October 22, 2009

bro-lunch

When a bunch of bro's get together for lunch. Generally without chicks. Because chicks talk... alot.

Yo bro, let's dip out at 11 for bro-lunch at Uncle Julio's, then parlay that into Starbucks credit card roulette and an office foosball tourney. Should be back by 2ish.

by masta_Joe December 30, 2015