Playing the Spoons

a slang for shorush. usually it is injected by a syringe but criminal-kingpin Maxdonald has a tendency of putting shorush up a victim's nostril

"Come on over and I'll show you how to play the spoons"

Playing the spoons is really stupid because this show is really dumb

by Yoylecakius December 22, 2020

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

By the Great Horn Spoon

decent short book about two people going to find gold in California

By the Great Horn spoon is a book.

by idiotnumero1 April 27, 2021

kick the spoon

The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.

Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.

by nishinoyawarrior May 10, 2021

cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)

man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

by salviesez May 10, 2021

Double Goopy Spoopy

Blowjob that will take your soul

Also known as the Gawk Gawk 3000

Last night my bro gave me the ol' Double Goopy Spoopy because I was feeling lonely.

by DefinitionWriterXK May 20, 2021

The Redhot Spooky Jenna

The art of festively shoving pumpkins up your ass while eating raw hotdogs during Halloween.

She can be found doing the Redhot Spooky Jenna out in the farmers pumpkin patch.

by rjs519 October 28, 2021