God

God is the first cause of the universe and the prime mover. This means he is the first thing to ever exist, and he set the universe into motion. If God did not exist then there would be infinite number of causes and this would cause infinite regress which is a logical contradiction. Therefore God exists. There are 5 proofs that St. Thomas Aquinas made which prove the existence of God.

David: God is good, Hallelujah

by KekolordChri February 14, 2024

onion god

i shall am onion god i make onions for onion farms

i made that onion not that dumb onion farmer cause i am onion god

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

God's Image

Being creative. This is what sets humans apart from animals.

God is the Creator of the world, and the reason all His children want to create sounds, flavors, feelings, children, roads, buildings, schools, art, ideas about God, etc. is because we were created in God's image.

by spacefaced1968 April 21, 2019

Do you believe in God?

Not an incoherent question akin to "What color are musical notes?" It's ridiculous to try and frame it as such. Ridiculous and dishonest. A desperate and dishonest attempt at regaining lost dignity.

Hym "The question 'Do you believe in God?' Is not an incoherent question. Jordan Peterson tried to frame it as such but only to undercut the fact that his answer was NO. His is right the 'to believe in God' is not simply 'to accept a set of axiomatic presuppositions' but rather 'Have all axiomatic presuppositions informed by the perceived existence of a creator deity who has on several occasions interacted with human.' So, when I ask whether or not you believe in God, I'm asking "Within the confines of your solipsistic sphere of subjectivity... IS THE CREATURE WITH YOU?' THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS JORDAN! You KNOW that's what it means... AND YOUR ANSWER WAS NO!"

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

Resin God

The ability to always be able to scrape resin out of peices and use it. Regardless of peice shape or size. This ability is only known to be bestowed onto Keynen, The Resin God.

Dude, Keynen is a fucking Resin God!

by ggndag2000 January 8, 2021

God

A Russian Caracal Cat Named Floppa (Or Big Floppa)
Commonly Used As A Meme And Has An Enemy Named Bingus.
Also Has A Side Job, As A Rapper/Musical Artist.

Jimmy: Hey Timmy! Did You Pray To Our Lord And Savior, Big Floppa?

Timmy: Yeah! I Listen To His Music Every Day!

Jimmy: ok lol

Floppa is a god.

by Floppin Floppa July 13, 2022

On god

A shortened way of saying truthfully by god's eye.

On god, John is kinda sus.

by Dyetones March 31, 2022