with my balls intact

To escape something bad without recieving a bollocking, either verbally or physically.

My boss let me escape with my balls intact.


I got away from the car wreck with my balls intact etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

My pp itches

Usually said as an indicator that you have the symptoms of a genital infection and will probably die or lose all your money because of it.

Person 1: my pp itches

Person 2: I think you might have genital infection

Person 1: oops

by Boot the hoot February 17, 2019

Michelle My Belle

Beatles song released December 3, 1965.
Album: Rubber Soul.
means, Michelle, my beautiful.

Michelle my belle.
These are words that go together well,
my Michelle.

by NM Beatle October 14, 2008

my ass, bob

What you say when you disagree strongly about something Bob has just said.

"the ataris sucks!"
"My ass, Bob!"

by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003

Fuck My Life

A term used by someone to display exclamation at their own or someone else's misfortune. Also abbreviated as FML.

- In the morning after a sleepover -

1st Guy: *Wakes up with sheets stuck to his face*

2nd Guy: Mate I just had the greatest wank ever.

1st Guy: Fuck My Life.

by Aviate March 20, 2009

bite my crank

Used when telling someone off, the same meaning but not quite as nasty as telling them to "suck my dick."

Hey Buddy, Bite my crank will ya?

by Bruno Stoight May 29, 2008

blood on my knife

Prison term referring to getting stabbed.

Shit on my dick, or blood on my knife. (From the movie, "The Butterfly Effect".)

by Gandolfino April 25, 2006