January 2

January 2 is national call your gf/bf daddy

January 2 Is the day to say daddy

by Nfkkdkdkf December 12, 2020

SARS-CoVfefe-2

coffee X covid by a Trump-like barista

Why did you sneeze to my coffee? —I thought you wanted a tremendous corona blend á la SARS-CoVfefe-2!

by 🅰️ January 18, 2022

November 2

November 2 is furniture day. It is the day to clean and love your furniture. You can also buy new furniture or dress up as furniture.

Child: Mom can we go to ikea?
Mom: No
Child: But it’s November 2, furniture day!
Mom:

by ms keisha? October 24, 2019

500 black men for 2 pounds

Its a great deal

Me: You you buying the 500 black men for 2 pound
500 black men for 2 pounds: Aw man
Them: well Im sorry but ts is a good deal

by Noellle 694206767 November 15, 2025

june 2

let your gf get you a present day you have to let her get you SOMETHING

its june 2, you HAVE TO LET ME GET YOU A PRESENT

by ihatestingrays May 8, 2024

November 2

National beat your meat day for those who are not attending the NNN (No Nut November)

- Yooo bro, let's beat our meat!
- But it's No Nut November.
- Aahh don't worry it's November 2 ,the beat your meat day, we're not attending

by PresidentWOOOOO November 2, 2020

OOGASHAUN 2 THE ELETRIC OOGALU

Whenever people posts their names for a SECOND time to boost their morale

dude kyle just OOGASHAUN 2 THE ELETRIC OOGALUs too much man

by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020