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my friend cubix 

The Korean version of Cubix, MUCH better than that Cubix: Robots for Everyone show on Kids' WB!
Cubix wanna be my friend, Do change my life!
my friend cubix by Donkey Kong Song December 23, 2003

preemptive friend zone

the act of putting someone in the friend zone before they make any attempt to make moves on the other party. this allows for less confusion and emotional drama later on in the friendship.
Guy 1: Ashley has so many guy friends.
Guy 2: That's because she always make friends with them before they can ask her out.

Nice guys make up a disproportionate amount of preemptive friend zonees

de-friend remorse 

When you delete a girl from facebook because she's being a huge bitch, then regret your decision because you can no longer facebook stalk her to find out who the new guy she's banging is.
a. "hey, sorry about that fight the other day. Friends?"

b. "sure."

a. "i have de-friend remorse. Can i add u back on fb?"

b. "no."

a. "you're banging dave aren't you. Whore."
de-friend remorse by sike moda November 16, 2009

Ledge Friend 

the person you turn to when life sucks and you want to eat a barrel of strawberry-flavored revolvers
I was about to lose it until I called up my ledge friend, Andy kept me off the noose and now I'm gonna be okay.
Ledge Friend by arp88 January 20, 2010

monologue friend 

noun. a friend who will call a good listener and speak non-stop, whether or not the callee can get a word in edgewise.
My monologue friend called last night. My monologue friend talked for an hour and a half. My monologue friend didn't even notice when I stopped talking; it didn't phase her/him. Monologue friends will keep on talking.
monologue friend by creatiffany February 12, 2010

Monet Friend

A friend who is great and fun at a distance, like in another state or on an online networking site like facebook. But not quite as much great fun when up close and personal, like in your every day life, or over for diner with your family.
I have an old friend online whose jokes keep me laughing, and has good advice. But she lives so far away, it seems she'll never get to meet my family! She'll have to be a Monet Friend.

I was so excited to run into an old neighbor until I saw her social networking page. She seems to be hookin these days. She got demoted to Monet Friend and won't be invited for diner anytime soon!!
Monet Friend by bebejarvis March 3, 2010