king kongs cock

Pressing a bunch of hash together to make a paper to make a 100% Doobie

What should we call this Douglas?
King kongs cock

by Basedcrimzon January 19, 2024

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Punjab Kings

The worst franchise in the IPL who don't deserve a single cup...
They always let go of the best players and retain the bad ones
Worst franchise ever...

Person 1:Hey you're like Punjab Kings
Person 2:What?
Person 1:Means you're a failure

by KLass Fan November 23, 2021

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The king John school is absolute shit.
U can’t have ur phones but nobody really gives a shit about that rule.
I’ve never seen a swimming pool their either.
All the teachers scream at u for anything.
But atleast ur not at Appleton or deanes.

Dude: what school to do u go to?
Girl: King John School
Dude: Oh god. do u need help

by SKATERGURL02 February 25, 2021

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King Harkinian

King Harkinian is the King of Hyrule, and also a singer/songwriter best known for his 2008 hit: the novelty song, "Scrub, Scrub, Scrub" (feat. Link, Zelda, Ganon, and others).

The chorus to "Scrub Scrub Scrub" by King Harkinian is as follows:

I'm going to Gamelon, after you've scrubbed all the floors...

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon
Scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii!

Scrub, Scrub, Scrub all the floors in my lair

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my house

Scrub, scrub, scrub my warriors in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub, my boy!

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 4, 2023

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Sir King Of Kings Sir King Charles

One of the best kings so unfortunate that his mother passed away though she is a dear friend of mine and this Sir King Charles is all about making the world a better place God Bless Him!

Sir King Of Kings Sir King Charles The 3rd ... iii III lll 111 ||| !!!

by James Mary and the human twins April 20, 2023

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