Nut job

When you jerk someone off and slap another guy in the face with their cum.

That girl at the party gave a great nut job. You should have seen her boyfriends face.

by bkitch37 October 6, 2016

robin job

Performing a blowjob on a placid penis.

My man couldn't get it up last night so I gave him a Robin Job. What? Yeah, I blew him with a soft penis. I looked like a Robin pulling a worm out of the ground.

by Aehster September 24, 2016

yosemite sam job

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.

Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.

by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016

30 second job

When you only last 30 seconds when having sex with a girl

Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs

No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs

by 30seconejob September 10, 2016

Lie-Job

When somebody lies about getting past base 1

Rory: I got a blowie
Chris: Thats a lie-job mate.

by DementedSquirrel September 7, 2016

Cream job

Receiving a handjob outside of your pants while you eat ice cream.

Today i got a "cream job" from the mail man.

by dahcmo September 4, 2016

Taco job

Like blow job for a guy. When you are going down on your chic and eating her out. She's enjoying it so much that she screams "fuck baby give me more of that taco job!!!!"

Her: "Baby you know what I want today?"
Me: "I know what you want baby gurl. You want me to do that taco job again like last night?! Fuck! My mouth almost got a cramp from that!"

by biglesbo September 3, 2016