Crafting Table 

The crafting table is a block from the mainstream game, Minecraft. Due to a incident in GeorgeNotFound's stream that their fans had found "interesting", it had been an on-going joke that "standing on a crafting table" means to give/receive a blowjob, or simply to have sexual intercourse.

Random person A: Hey, would you stand on a crafting table for me?

Random person B: Absolutely not, never say those words to me again.

Crafting Table by ilyapads October 17, 2020

Taking A Trump 

When you take a giant dump but it refuses to be flushed until Jan 20th.

My mom just kicked me out of her basement but I'm taking a trump and staying until after New Year.

Taking A Trump by Roshambo187 November 26, 2020

Taso Anixiadis 

Taso Anixiadis (born April 14, 1997) is a Greek celebrity, media personality, and businessman.

Taso is an expert entrepreneur, who has build many brands and made his first million by the age of 21.

- Should I invest in crypto?
-You better ask Taso Anixiadis for an advice before you lose your money!

Taso Anixiadis by wiikii November 12, 2021

fantum tax

I have no fucking clue and tried to figure it out on here, but nope. Literally nothing. Someone explain this to me for the love of god. I need to figure out what 'You're so skibidi, you're so fantum tax' means or i will go insane. oml.

"sticking out your GYATT for the RIZZLERRR. you're so SKIBIDI. you're so FANTUM TAX. I just wanna be your SIGMA "

"Please for the love of god stop. I will go crazy."

"Crazy? I was crazy once.."

fantum tax by Kallsign.Karma October 23, 2023

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! 

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023

Tahche 

An absolute hack who lives in a mansion that bathes in money. He is a hypocrite who likes Floyd May weather

Person 1: Your a hypocrite
Person 2: I must be Tahche

Tahche by Tahche September 29, 2014

tard fam guarantee 

This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.

Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.

tard fam guarantee by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020