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Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.
" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"
by Nachobidness August 16, 2016
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bust a rowdy nut

An exceptionally good orgasm.
Yo, my GF was working my dick like a genius works a Rubik's Cube. I mean, she didn't peel no stickers off but the way she "solved" my "crank puzzle" made me bust a rowdy nut.
by Best Gayest Dad January 21, 2018
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inconvenient nut time

When you're watching porn and it at an inconvenient time such as when they're a switching positions or a dudes ass.
Damn that lady was so hot, too bad I had an inconvenient nut time
by Jman699 January 19, 2017
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chocolate nut burst

When you're reading a Snicker's Marathon Bar and realize you are obsessed with sexualizing everything. Then you check to see if it's been posted on urbandictionary yet.
status update: The Snickers Marathon bar I was given yesterday advertises a "Chocolate Nut Burst."
by nogang March 23, 2011
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Canadian Nut Launcher

A direct, and powerful kick to the nuts/genitalia.
"some guy was harassing me so I gave him a Canadian Nut Launcher."
by 3leafedIvy October 27, 2023
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Bal skit/nut

When u nut/skit from ur nuts after poking a big ol whole in that bitch and just wanking the fuck out of it coz u know u the man and ain't no body know ur amazing technique coz u so primal and manly grrrrrr!!!!
"On the 1st of December me and the homies made an absolutely atrocious bal skit/nut"

Meaning that they Nutting uncontrollable
by Naartjie naat November 7, 2023
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nut tug of war

A game where a piece of string have 2 ends that a tied on to the nuts, genitalia, groin, crotch, testicles male. The contestants will walk back and the string will have to go off of nuts but nether contestants can untie the string the losses will get kicked in the nuts
Last time I played nut tug of war I lost and the winer was not wearing no normal shoe of corse it had a Metal front that was not kicked quite softly at my nuts
by Biggest brain December 13, 2022
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