E. Hawtreys

A facebook personality impersonating someone who actually knows something about football, but thinks goalposts are made of cheese and thinks the Green Bay Packers are still relevant. His other claim to fame is that his family tree does not fork, giving it more the appearance of a telephone pole.

E. Hawtreys thinks Urban Dictionary cant be edited by literally anyone.

by Bartok the Wise September 15, 2019

E

eE

Eae ee E

by eeeeeeeeedddddddeeeeeeedddddee April 25, 2019

F(IV)E

Literally the way to write a 4 in between a 5

"How do you write a four in between a five?"
"F(IV)E.)

by an orangutan who died on October 30, 2021

E

The fifth letter of the alphabet

A b c d e f g

by yourmother696969696969 January 27, 2022

E-schlong

Online dick.

In recognition of Elon Musk like antics on social media.

Did you see that E-schlong says he is now a Republican?

by Hendrix the Jimmy May 18, 2022

E-HAB

To emotionally crash out to the point of almost/causing death

Man, I got e-habbed when I told my friend he's fat

by Skibiddi Ohio rizzler May 9, 2025

Wall-e

Cumming in space while your gf cums too noice

i just did the wall-e nice

by MongolMongolodie May 11, 2020