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Geometry Dash

A game played primarily by femboys, furries, and pedophiles.
“I played geometry dash yesterday
“What are you, a pedophile?”

xfinitywifi

A shitty public wifi network that can load websites at a maximum of 1 byte per second.
Whenever my phone’s wifi connection drops, I think that I forgot to turn on cell service. Turns out my phone connected to xfinitywifi.