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Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.
I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.
by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022
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Wave job

When you ride the dick like a wave and ur bitcvh tsunamis
Joe: Yo this girl gave me a wave job
Jasper: Damn nigga a wave job??? i would get one if i wasnt gay
by joelefty April 5, 2019
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Blow Job

When a lady decides she likes a dude and then they have oral sex where the woman sucks the dudes penis, its really complitcated. let me put this onto detail.
annah: "john im like so horny right now"
john: "you know what that means"
annah slowly takes off johns shirt as john takes off annahs shirt and bra
john stands up and annah goes on her knees his penis is out she sucks on it
annah does this for a little and then sperm erects from johns PP.

Blow Job
(bloe-johb)
by PleaseStop:) October 24, 2023
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Foot job

The act of wanking off a guy with ur juicy feet innit he nuts a FAT THICK CREAMY LOAD all over ur toes and legs.
“BRO GUESS WHAT”. “What Kyle?” “ THIS SEXY BIRD CAME OVER LAST NIGHT, AND WANKED ME OFF WITH HER FEET!” “ Damn, that’s so lucky” “ I KNOW SHE WAS TOTALLY A FOOT JOB GIRL!”
by Toe fucker 1239 February 25, 2023
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blabba job

When the fat from a womens/mans cheeks covers your dick when they give head.
Amy gave me the best blabba job eva.
by mcthugster January 6, 2009
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Cider Job

when you bring a fresh ass for kenneth, chaos ensues
"Sounds sticky, Cider Job, sounds sticky"
by Goblinsanta January 5, 2021
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opi paint job

When a lady receives oral pleasure while her freshly painted are drying.
I'm going home for an opi paint job and a presseco to celebrate my promotion.
by Snowchick December 13, 2017
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