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Douche Canoe

A word which will forever be used on 3 basic games Grand Theft Auto Online, Battlefield 4, Call of Duty Black Ops 2. Its meaning is simple when being a simple Douche bag isn't enough. You have to make up a new word for the amount of scrub they are.
by The Stinky Pinky November 13, 2013
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Douché

An appropriate response to a retort so spectacularly bad and douchey that it brings everything to a screeching halt.
A random douchebag losing an argument resorts to something along the lines of 'You're such a faggot' while surrounded by progressives, thus making things terribly awkward for everyone. 'Douché' is a wonderful response.
by semisemite May 17, 2014
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douchebaggage

An excessive load that a person or web forum must carry when surrounded and/or overly populated by douchebags.
Man, that site has a lot of douchebaggage.
by BrunoB May 13, 2014
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Douche Discharge

1 : (noun) Liquid expelled from vagina, leaving the vagina "fresh".
2 : (verb) Worse than being a douche, the end product of douchebaggery.
3 : (noun) Common form of greeting between good friends
"That is some rank douche discharge Kelly!"

Brad: "Sean backed out again. The douche discharge didn't answer his phone."
Brett: "I know! That fuckin douche discharge owes me money."

"How have you been you dirty douche discharge?"
by willybgood May 17, 2014
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Douche bumps

Metaphorical description used to describe the negative visceral reaction/response one feels when in the company of a douche/douchebag.
I can't stand that guy. He gives me douche bumps.
by ric scu May 26, 2014
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Douchebag

An extremely bad liar. Someone who thinks they are convincing in their lies but are in fact not. "Ladies man" or think they are. Goes and does whoever he can. Usually has initials as they're name of choice!
Hey do you know JT? Yeah he's a real douchebag!
by Lollilol45 May 28, 2014
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Douche Bag

A teen/ early 20's male in the late 90's to early 2000's that , like a sheep in a flock, dyed his hair blonde and wore a visor and thought to himself I'm totally awesome.
You see that douche bag over there? He just spent 50 bucks on half of a hat.
by Rooster_82 June 3, 2014
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