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zero tolerance policy

A bullshit rule that most public schools have to avoid doing any investigation into fights. Both the attacker and defender get punished.
Principal: We have a zero tolerance policy.
Victim: Bullshit! I was only defending myself!
Principal: The rules are the rules.
by ornev April 7, 2021
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Zero

A useless, unsuccessful, idiotic person. These people are increasing in the population every day.
Man that guy is such a fucking zero.
by Broken_the_Chains July 31, 2006
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Zero Boyfriend ROI

To be fully invested in a boyfriend - personal time, money, and reputation resulting in less than or zero satisfactory returned value on his part. When this happens the girl must remove her rose tinted glasses to make a good business decision soley on the facts presented.

Zero return of his personal time, money, plus add harm to said girl's reputation = Zero Boyfriend ROI = license for her to upgrade to a better suitor, and drop him without notice or fair warning.
by smartbusinesswoman June 19, 2010
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Theta Zero

Comic character from the 80's. Theta referring to his sexual fetish for ancient Greek texts and Zero referring to the amount of friends he has.
Evil Lord Beefy: Now, Theta Zero, you will die. Theta Zero: B..but I thought you were my friend! Evil Lord Beefy: Friend? You? Ahahahahahahahahah!
by RUNEYY July 14, 2010
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double-zero

n. The last two digits of a cell phone call that ends precisely on a certain minute.

Since the phone company fucks you and rounds up your minutes, it is most economical to terminate a call exactly at a "double-zero" mark.
My conversation with John was wrapping up at 5 minutes and 47 seconds. When he tried to open up a new subject, I stopped him and ended the call right at "double-zero".
by tonyfromjersey March 16, 2007
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zero

the concept of zero can be explained by the abscence of a number
3-2-1... zero?
by c1t1z3n@hotmail.co.uk March 21, 2010
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Mass Zero

(Mass.Zee.Row) n. Founder of the novagaming network, born in the 1930's he still lives to continue his work in biomedical butt humping.
Mass Zero makes servers like novaro.
by Kuske March 27, 2005
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