work boyfriend/girlfriend

Work boyfriend/girlfriend
A colleague — your lunchmate, IM partner, smoking buddy, etc. No sex, though. Platonic.

I told my work boyfriend/girlfriend about the slut in accounting making out with three dudes at happy hour. S/he wasn't surprised.

by rick the ruler October 14, 2006

worker drone

A "worker drone" is a man who accepts the social role of working full time for an income that he will give away to a woman or to support his family. His intention isn't necessarily altruistic, but in practice his actions become self-denying to the point of nihilism. This social role is strongly distinct from the "alpha male" and largely coincides with the "wage slave" and "beta provider." The term comes from the role of drones in a bee hive.

"Bill used to be a lot of fun until he married Cecelia; how he's just a worker drone."

"Promise you'll shoot me if I ever become a worker drone."

by jackfelldown October 11, 2013

work the oracle

To go for a shit especially to get away from the wife and kids for half an hour and read the Sunday papers.

"Has anybody seen Dad?"
"I think he's gone to work the oracle."

by TezzyHead March 17, 2014

come get this work

A term used to tell someone to come get some. Usually in sports

Bunmi: Hey Joe, come get this work in ping pong.

Joe: See you in 5 mins

by IndyHammer August 15, 2017

work the shaft

When the woman stroke a man's penis until the man reaches climax and ejaculates.

wife: If you take out the trash I will work the shaft later on tonight darling.
man: Hell's yeah woman!!!

by DarkFreak1969 November 28, 2014

Work

Something to do while you're waiting to die?

Going to work now, Dear.....may not be home for dinner.

by goodgrief August 31, 2010

Work Girlfriend

Favourite female co-worker who you get along with really well and enjoy spending time with but in a plutonic way. She's your girlfriend between 9 and 5 without sex.

Guy: My work girlfriend said the funniest thing this morning.

Guy's actual girlfriend: WTF? you cheating on me? Why don't you go and tell your "work girlfriend" that you can't even shave your own ass.

Guy's friend: Only dumbasses used the term work girlfriend in front of their actual girlfriends.

by DClear April 28, 2014