Wanklebagger

A person that enjoys fondling old goat balls.

Man, that old farmer sure is a wanklebagger.

by Lucas Temperate September 7, 2025

WANKLEETIOUS

When you very badly want to beat your meat

May I be excused from the table, I am feeling wankleetious.

by Benjasop Browntownsendjamin September 17, 2025

wanklet

A person (or act) that performs obnoxiously self‑important, fake‑deep influencer behavior—usually involving overpriced smoothies, crypto “wisdom,” pseudo‑spiritual Instagram quotes, or “daily gratitude reflections” no one asked for.

“Bro just posted another shirtless video talking about inner peace while promoting his NFT yoga retreat. Classic wanklet.”

“She wankleted all over LinkedIn again. This time it’s a ten‑slide carousel on how being laid off was her ‘soul awakening.’”

by MC McCancel June 12, 2025

Wonglepong

Person who was created from precum

Shutup rory your a wonglepong

by Hogcranker223 November 10, 2025

WINKLER

GOING TO TAKE WHAT YOU THINK IS A HUGE DUMP, BUT ENDS UP BEING A FEW MILK DUDS IN THE BOWL

SORRY I TOOK SO LONG I THOUGHT I HAD A HUGE DUMP, BUT IT WAS JUST A WINKLER

by STINKYWINKLER November 11, 2025

Larry winkler

Larry Winkler is a rockstar, and the heart and soul of the band Age Of Aquarius (or AOA). He is also the coolest person to ever walk the earth, and is suspected to only be match for coolness by one peson. He has been known to shred so well on his guitar, that he can literally make females clothing disappear. He's an Irishman who hates the Britannia. He recently got in to business selling a very popular energy drink. His urine has been derived to produce the popular beverage rockstar energy drink. And yes he is a rockstar.

Two guys complimenting one another

"Dude you're as cool as larry winkler"

"Come on now everyone knows thats impossible"

by Niggawithhogpowers February 26, 2010

Chandler workley

where you go out with a black woman

steve-"his girlfriend is black"

eric-"yeah he really pulled a chandler workley"

by gingr h8r September 8, 2010