Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived through all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.
It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.
It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"
Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"
Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like the beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"
*Both gross man laughing*
Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"
Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like the beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"
*Both gross man laughing*
by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013
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"Hey where are you from?"
"Oh, I live wicked close to Boston. Like, closer to Boston than Weston and Wellesley and a lot of other towns. I'm actually like wicked rich and I have a lot of parties, and they're always wicked fun. People always have a wicked good time."
"Oh. You're from Winchester."
If they use the word "wicked" multiple times in one sentence then they're from Winchester, MA.
"Oh, I live wicked close to Boston. Like, closer to Boston than Weston and Wellesley and a lot of other towns. I'm actually like wicked rich and I have a lot of parties, and they're always wicked fun. People always have a wicked good time."
"Oh. You're from Winchester."
If they use the word "wicked" multiple times in one sentence then they're from Winchester, MA.
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An emo boy who has far overgrown and killed the trend. He lacks fashion sense and will take any excuse to dress up in women's clothing; he is secretly a drag queen. Though he claims to be straight, he shows signs of uncontrollable obsession towards his lady counterparts, to the point that a female individual may believe he just wants to be one of them.
When in an argument, the Winch often steals his enemies disses on account of he is too dysfunctionally retarded to invent his own. He lacks self confidence- he is extremely insecure and his sadness is overpowering. However, he compensates for his lack of self by creating an overbearingly cocky facade. Furthermore, once dissed, he takes the insult as a complement and replies with a "thanks ;D", or "lul i knoe you are! =D xD"
(Do not become a Winch. For if you do, your friends will hate you. Then you will claim that you got bored of them first, and they are just jealous because millions of people like you. The whole world will then deny liking you and you will be shot dead on the spot.)
When in an argument, the Winch often steals his enemies disses on account of he is too dysfunctionally retarded to invent his own. He lacks self confidence- he is extremely insecure and his sadness is overpowering. However, he compensates for his lack of self by creating an overbearingly cocky facade. Furthermore, once dissed, he takes the insult as a complement and replies with a "thanks ;D", or "lul i knoe you are! =D xD"
(Do not become a Winch. For if you do, your friends will hate you. Then you will claim that you got bored of them first, and they are just jealous because millions of people like you. The whole world will then deny liking you and you will be shot dead on the spot.)
Person 1: "Wow, lookit that ugly, lanky psalm tree!"
Person 2: "Golly, it's awfully comparable to a winch!"
Person 1: "How unfortunate... poor coconuts."
Person 2: "Golly, it's awfully comparable to a winch!"
Person 1: "How unfortunate... poor coconuts."
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