tard whistle

The whistle that a retard wears around their neck and blows when they are lost. When you call someone a tard whistle, you are saying they are more retarded then a lost retard.

What's up tard whistle? The most drulling shitting themselves idiot.

by retodded retodd December 1, 2010

Cunt Whistle

A female fart, usually originating from the vagina or anus.

Phil: "Yo, did you hear that sound?"
Danny: "Yeah, Ashley just cunt whistled!"

by ChickenMcNiggas April 21, 2017

Tampon whistle

When eating a girl out while on her period as you finish you pull out her tampon with your teeth and blow a large breath of air and the tampon in her face spraying her face with bloody fluids

Dude, did you just tampon whistle me?!?

by Room number 6 August 1, 2019

Blow the Whistle

Positive Context: *the act of defining an above average looking women by the usage of a phrase*

Negative Context:*as a point at which the clock needs to be stopped*

"Damn she is fucking hot I give her an 8-1-8, Blow The Whistle"

"frat guy wearing a pink polo with the color popped....blow the whistle"

by Joe Floyd November 3, 2008

whistle britches

1) a person who passes gas throughout the day.
2) a person who likes to be screwed in the ass otherwise know as a pillow biter

1) Oh, man that stinks, whistle britches you’re supposed to FYI.
2) Al is definitely the whistle britches between him and Michael

by Day Shift October 14, 2005

meat-whistle

One who takes another man's manhood.

Big Rob was awaiting Richard Simons in the local restroom stop. He likes to blow on meat-whistles.

by the meat man November 1, 2002

Penny whistles

Whistles... made from pennies... or so the fable goes anyhoo. Are often sold in ice cube trays and are plentiful wherever you find Ghetto Moon Pies. Delicious with Pina Coladas.

"Mmmmmm... penny whistles..."

by Smythe October 25, 2004