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soggy waffles

a game where all men cum onto a waffle and the last person to cum has 2 eat the waffle; MASON'S favorite game.
Mason finished last when cummin on the waffle so he had 2 eat it.

Mason purposely lost the game so he could enjoy a nice meal for breakfast.
by J 0 K A February 2, 2005
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ass waffle

The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.
" HAHAHAHAHA... Last night at my friend's sleep over, I gave someone an ass waffle"
by Skitterbon pancakes January 25, 2012
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wafflegod

Wafflegod is the god of all waffles, and her presence makes 10 year old boys horny around her. The only reason she has survived this long on the internet is through rumors of her actually being a 6 year old boy.
TheBluefly: I tried to have sex with Wafflegod, but she kicked me in the groin.
by MinecraftKing101 July 5, 2017
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rawffle waffle

Derived from the original internet term "rofl", rawffle is a derivation used to express laughter or amusement, and the tag "waffle" is used for extra emphasis.
Jedil: Smogon lost
Psyber Kayos: LOL Rawffle Waffle
by Psyber Kayos August 10, 2006
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the waffle house

The act of pouring syrup all over your partner's naked body and using it as a lubricant for intercourse.
Last night Sarah and I did the Waffle House; it was a sticky disaster!
by Zebrapower January 25, 2015
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Dirty Steve Waffle

When a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect.
Dude, I was trying to stick it in her ass last night when she farted - That was my first dirty steve waffle, but I think I liked it!
by bburdzel December 15, 2011
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Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose

During some hardcore 3-way intercourse, with 2 obese black men and a white chick...the black men sandwich her (one dick in her vag and one dick in her asshole) while the moose whips her with twizzlers, while someone is stuffing her face with waffles...black men love sugar.
Moose: Last night, I participated the Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose with your mom...IT WAS NASTY!
by Humphreyyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 15, 2011
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