David Warner

A guy that gets another guy to tamper with a cricket ball.

Stop being a David Warner.

by I’ll have 2 number nines February 24, 2020

Cock Warmer

A extremely attractive girl designated to sit on your private parts to keep them warm.

Man That girl is so sexy, I would just have her sit on me all day long, were every I went.. To keep my cock warm!
She'd be my cock warmer!

by James Meade & Richard Davies March 28, 2009

Waifer

Methadone Pill sold on the streets

I Only took half a waifer

by Sam December 5, 2003

Modern Warfare 2

A game set to be released on November 10, 2009.
It seems that everyone assumes it'll be good before it comes out. This may be true when you're a scrub that only plays team death match and think you're UlTrraA Pr0zzzz and have a gamer tag something like "iTz a55fuck3r" or "Bob3535235445354354343534543543543453453453543"
In reality this game will be a huge failure by comparison to Modern Warfare. The death streaks prove alone prove this game will cater to mopes of all variety. Triple health? Really?
This really will be an FPS for retards.

But hey, at least we get new guns...

TDM Scrub: "Man, I really wish I could have triple health after my tenth death. It's not enough to have three frag, juggernaut, steady aim/martyrdom/last stand with a P90 and kill cam!!11"
Me: "Dude, you realize how terrible this game is actually gonna turn out to be, right?"
TDM Scrub: "BUT I'LL BE ABLE TO OPERATE A S00P3R C00L AIRPLANE!1 I'll be able to lunge with my knife now!! AND I'll be able to use the perk to make me run faster and jump over different obstacles!!1 Modern Warfare 2 is GONNA BE SO KEWL MAYNE!"
Me: "Get the fuck back to Halo."

by The Bosssssssssssssssss October 27, 2009

Warner Robins

A southern town placed in Middle Earth, I mean, Middle Georgia that you pass by on the freeway and you're like "Who the hell would live there?"

"Hey, why don't you come on down to Warner Robins so we can go mud boggin?!"

"Why don't I go and do what???"

by Betch007 August 14, 2012

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

A game that has a much better team of developers then Black Ops. A game where you can just play the game. Not have to be pro. Have the ability to quickscope without getting banned some-fucking how. a game when grenades and noob tube were realistic. A game where the guns dont get patched to be even shittier. A game where people can make friends and not have annoying ass trolls pretending they are black and can hack you. Those were the good ol' days.

(Meanwhile, here) ((During MW2)

Player 1: hah! i got him! noscope!

Player 2: ahahahah! nice one man! ah im so glad i dident buy Black Ops!

(Meanwhile, thousands of miles away) ((During Black ops)

Player 1: WHAT THE FUCK?!!? HOW DID HE KILL ME! THAT WAS THROUGH A FUCKING WALL! HE DIDENT EVEN HAVE HARDENED ON! WHAT A FUCK!

Player 2: LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL NOOOOOOOB.

(Meanwhile, a great distance away) During Black ops

Player 1: hey man

Player 2: hey whats up?

Player 3: shut up

Player 1: ? what?

Player 3: shut up Player 1: dude we arent ta Player 3: shut up (and after 5 hours and 232 shut ups later......it was still going on.) this is why Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is better.

by its cause im black, isent it. June 29, 2011

Acrylic Warfare

The greatest rock band in the history of Cheviot.

Acrylic Warfare rocks dude.

by Mr. Derp September 25, 2004