turd wannabes 

Loosely held together feces that is too solid to be considered diarrhea yet too divided and "small-chunkish" to be considered a turd. These inferior poop chunks are notoriously known for the pain and uncomfortable feeling they give. Since they consist mainly of water and generally have low-poo density (see Type 5 and 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale) these "fluffy pieces with ragged edges" will definitely sour the remainder of the day. Being in relationships to alcohol, these chunks almost always making an appearance during a DADS. Worse yet, they are forever jealous of the their more popular turd brethren. They are turd wannabes.

My DADS this morning was awful; it consisted mostly of water, pizza, and turd wannabes.

turd wannabes by Idontfunkwithyou March 13, 2015

Emo wannabe

That kid who wears all black, skeleton necklaces and rings, a choker from Clair's, shops at hot topic, thinks Billie eillish is emo but the moment an actual emo tries talking to them about emo stuff they sound like a total idiot cause they don't know anything about the emo culture or what it actually means to be emo. A wannabe emo will usually say that have deppression cause they took a quiz on BuzzFeed. Wannabe emos are usually about 12-15 girls who probably have cheap box red hair dye.

Actual emo: I saw you at hot topic the other day
Emo wannabe: oh yeah I'm so emo, I go their all the time
Actual emo: what's your favorite emo musician?
Wannabe emo: Billie eillish! Ocean eyes is my favorite song!

Emo wannabe by Cokezero12 November 30, 2019

Vampire Wannabe 

A group of tweens desperate to be vampires and find their bloodsucking partner. They dream of becoming immortal and beating the volturi, they may also dream of meeting the Cullens.

HEY HUN I AM A VAMPIRE WANNABE AND PROUD!

Vampire Wannabe by Lou aka Bella swan February 1, 2021

Skinny Wannabe Frenchie

A skinny white kid who took french class and got so obsessed with france that he painted a french flag on his ballsack. He gets very horny when people mention france or speak french, often saying "Suce ma bite papi!"

Bob: Have you heard about the skinny wannabe frenchie?
Joe: Yeah, he ejaculated on my foot after I said 'bonjour.'

Skinny Wannabe Frenchie by Professional Racist August 25, 2022

Spice Girls - Wannabe 

A song full of sex references which 13 year old girls sing everyday

Girl 1: "If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends" (Spice girls - wannabe)
Girl 2: You know thats full of sex references?
Girl 1: Oh shit

Spice Girls - Wannabe by sex lyrics finder November 29, 2018

Ebona-Wannabe 

A white suburban male and/or female who insists on acting like black "Ghetto" youth donning the stereotypical clothing( i.e. sideways baseball cap,Pants falling down to reveal their boxers ) and the all too common "Black-Cent". Also, referring to each other as "Nigga" and/or "Dawg" even though if they were in a real Ghetto, they would get pummeled beyond recognition. Female Ebona-Wannabe's are usually overweight and/or homely white women who dress like "Hoodrats" by wearing excessive makeup and jewelry, wearing a "Weave" in their hair usually consisting of braids and/or cornrows. Unlike the male Ebona-Wannabe, the female will often don a Hispanic accent to seem more "Puerto Rican" without actually knowing how to speak Spanish. Verrrrry nauseating behavior!!!! See "Wigger".

Bro, don't you hate when these kids try to act all "Ghetto?"
Yes, and the "PC" term is Ebona-wannabe....

Ebona-Wannabe by QbanThunder March 28, 2011

wannabe 

a way that people speak when they want to be cool or gangsta like.

Frankie; Saffeee Braaavv Youu Kooool
Keelee; God Frankie Your Suh A wannabe
Frankie; And Wat Brruuv Ennit.
Keelee; No Frankie Just No. Your Not A Gangster.
Frankie; Sukk Owwt Fam.

wannabe by Keelee & Frankie :P March 30, 2010