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Runegang6 is a wanker.
by froodlenutskie September 17, 2008
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wanderer

1. n.- Someone who is friends with people from every social clique at school and does not belong to a certain clique. Not a wannabe

2. n.- Someone who is searching for a group of people to fit in to at school.
EX 1: Kaley is a wanderer. She hangs out with the popular kids, the normal kids, the emo kids, the dork kids--everyone. I'm serious!

EX 2: Brian is such a wanderer! He needs to make some friends!!
by pinkpanthas December 16, 2005
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wandering gnome

A person who goes over to someone's house and gets so drunk that they get disoriented and think they're in the bathroom, when they're actually pissing in the corner somewhere.
"Hey man...for this party, DON'T invite Russ. The last time he got so shitfaced that he pulled a wandering gnome. What a hog!"
by Hyde43 April 9, 2006
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Selfish Wanker

1) A person who is selfish and behaves like an idiot

2) A person who is greedy with their masturbatory habits. A selfish wanker will steal a communal porn collection, steal the only box of tissues remaining in the house, even steal a picture of your own dear mother to wank over. They care nothing for the feelings or masturbation plans of others. They will even turn up late to meetings and dates because of their five knuckle shuffling, but will never ever call and explain the delay. Wanking will always come first to these people. A truly selfish wanker will even prefer the touch of their own hairy palm to the touch of another human being.
Steven is a selfish wanker. He sent his girlfriend out to the strip club with his mates so that he could stay in and abuse himself alone.
by MagickDio September 4, 2010
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wanker

n. English Slang - A fellow road user. see also asshat cunt fucktard
'Thanks for cutting me off, you wanker'
'A really great turn wanker'
by Nouvelleaube September 5, 2005
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wander

Main Entry: wan·der
Pronunciation: 'wän-d&r
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): wan·dered; wan·der·ing /-d(&ring/
Etymology: Middle English wandren, from Old English wandrian; akin to Middle High German wandern to wander, Old English windan to wind, twist
intransitive verb
1 a : to move about without a fixed course, aim, or goal b : to go idly about : RAMBLE
2 : to follow a winding course : MEANDER
3 a : to go astray (as from a course)
4 : usually used by fucking fags named Tyler who have Vaginas
"I'll let my mind wander about who gets to stick it in my vagina today"

"My mind is wandering sexual thoughts of a girl named Candice, to bad she doesn't date guy's with vaginas"
by Winnebago September 19, 2006
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shit wankered

Means that someone is so intoxicated (usually with alcahol) that they lose control over their bodily functions and deficate themselves.
Me : Oh my god did you see Gordon at the party last night, the guy shit himself after being refused at the bar!
Friend : Yeh, he was shit wankered alright, what a total idiot.
by Steven Bell April 8, 2008
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