Vertically Challenged

1. Someone who is always horizontal

2. A person who lays around on the couch all day watching television and Netflix.

3. An able person who only moves when absolutely necessary eg to use the bathroom.

"My neighbours son, he is vertically challenged, he does nothing all day but lay on that lounge whilst his mother runs around doing everything"

"Get off the couch and clean your room you lazy prick. What are you? Vertically Challenged or something?"

lazy pricktelevision TV Netflix challenged sloth oaf slacker

by GADAFYS April 14, 2016

vertical speed indicator

A gauge located near the altimeter in most aircraft that indicates how fast the aircraft is climbing or decending.

"The vertical speed indicator indicated that the aircraft was decending at a rate of 500ft per minute"

by grizzlychicken November 15, 2004

Verticle Stick

Penis. To coincide with verticle smile (vagina)

"I want your psycho/ Your verticle stick"-Lady Gaga "Bad Romance"

by newsman2kx January 1, 2010

Vert

Verb. To throw up in ones mouth but swallow before the vomit leaves the mouth.

I thought I was going to vomit but I was really only verting

by Vert advocate November 6, 2014

vertical newton

the pitcher lower his cock into the catchers ear and rotates. Generally clockwise. For the more experienced sexual individuals.

"Man that vertical newton was passionate, i just hope your not deaf."

by mr. positons August 4, 2009

vertical tuna sub

vagina

Man, I had a vertical tuna sub last night. Delicious!

by BeefleIron June 23, 2011

vertefeuille

A Vertefeuille is a last name with the meaning "green leaf". People with the last name Vertefeuille are often aggressive, and mean people. But they are the dearest people once you get to know them.

Look at the vertefeuille family, i wish i knew them better

by detach17849 May 3, 2018