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Unicorn Mayonaise

When one partakes in the rubbing of the magical unicorn horn and then is rewarded with unicorn mayonaise sperm, cum whatever floats your yacht
If you shine the unicorns horn long enough you are rewarded with magical unicorn mayonaise.
by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006
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Unicorn Kisses

When two people softly rub their foreheads together as a sign of affection. Similar to Eskimo Kisses (nose) or Butterfly Kisses (eyelashes).
The dildos strapped boldly upon their chests slapped against each other hypnotically in rhythm to the awesome music stylings of Collins Era Genesis while they gently gave each other unicorn kisses.
by Aunt Gemima August 16, 2014
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Zimbabwean Unicorn

A sexual act when the partner attaches a dildo to their for head, thus looking like a unicorn, and fucks their bitch with it usually using the 'headbanging' technique.
I punished my bitch like a Zimbabwean Unicorn
by blabies212 May 15, 2010
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Unice

A pretty girls-name. A Unice often has a hot body. If you are so lucky to get with her, you should respect her, because this girl aint cheap!
by Sonybaby May 8, 2009
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the unicorn

A sexual position where the man puts a strap on onto his forehead, and pleasures his woman with it.
Justin did the unicorn last night.

Sounds mystical.

Not really...
by damn justin August 20, 2008
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Alcoholic Unicorn Blood

Another way to say Four Loko.
A funny way to describe Four Loko.
We got a shit load of shit load of ALCOHOLIC UNICORN BLOOD in this mothafucka!
by bacontron January 16, 2011
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Chubby Unicorn

A rhino who people think is a unicorn but is not.
Dumb person: woah looooook! It's a chubby unicorn!
big brain person: nah that's a rhino (shaking their head)
by lil_billofficial October 29, 2019
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