Under Chassis Superwash

When a man is having sex and their partner is riding them on top...at the moment of orgasm, he pulls out and shoots an enormous amount of semen wiping away any trace of tummy sweat, grime or greasy lubricant.

After waiting 6 months to consumate their relationship, Beto pulled out and gave his girlfriend an unforgettable Under Chassis Superwash.

When Felipe performed an Under Chassis Superwash on his girlfriend, he said the amount of semen splashing her stomach reminded him of a fire-hydrant after getting runover by a rookie driven squad car.

by PansaVerde August 15, 2010

underage sex

the best thing in the world, probably before porn(for most people)
and a great way to waste time with your 'significant other'.
both participants must be under 18 or so of age.(depends on where you live)

two 15 year olds. fucking in the school toilet like rabbits in between classes then skiving off classes just to screw each other. THAT, my friend, is totally underage sex.

by crazybiatch May 16, 2006

understatement of the century

something said that states the obvious, often falling short of the truth.

guy 1: Bush was a sucky president.
guy 2: That's the understatement of the century.

by yellowcurvedhead March 27, 2010

from under cheese

not taking a shower leads to conjunctive build up of sweat,dirt,and lint.....creating a small film of funk under a males scrotum

i aint bathed in 2 days nd i got from under cheese like a mug

by tjizzle31491 May 29, 2008

Tuck Under

The male act of tucking a penis behind his legs just below his ass. Often used by transvestite males to hide penis.

Watch out, that dude's no chick. He's just got a nasty tuck under and some nice fake tits.

by The Doctor February 14, 2005

undercleavage

Cleavage that can be seen from beneath a woman's top (or the strip of fabric that passes for it).

Undercleavage is nice and all, but you almost have to wonder how her boobs don't slip out of her top...

by nat s. October 16, 2008

down under

Down under AKA Australia, the greatest place on earth. Not to be confused with New Zealand although it could be classed as another Australian State.

How bout an aussie kiss, it's like a french one but down under.

by Trooper January 1, 2006