nut off

The act of comparing the reproductive organ, testes. The man said to of had the biggest nuts by group consensus is the nut off winner. A common game played whilst intoxicated at sausage parties between young men who wished to prove themselves to be the sex-king of the world.

David your nuts are massive compared to my sultana's, you are the nut off champion.

by Trooper October 13, 2005

kick the rock

Use the bathroom in order to release ones bowels.
Synonyms: take a shit, go number two

Man I ate a lot today, I'm gonna go kick the rock.

by Trooper June 07, 2016

down under

Down under AKA Australia, the greatest place on earth. Not to be confused with New Zealand although it could be classed as another Australian State.

How bout an aussie kiss, it's like a french one but down under.

by Trooper January 02, 2006