Toadette

A really fat person who whores themselves to get ahead (or to get more stars ;-) )

My goodness tina i cant beleive you are a toadette

by Eddo September 3, 2005

Twaddle

Verb.

To twirl one's toupee on a fingertip.

Origin: MadLibs + Sugar + Boring class

There is a rumor going around that my neighbor likes to twaddle his toupee.

by Nerd Girl March 18, 2008

toaded

The state of being, resulting from an individual inhibiting one's vehicular departure by placing toads on the hood of their car.

"Dude, last night, my girlfriend was about to leave me without a kiss, so I toaded the shit out of her."

by Monstermac77 June 5, 2011

Toad

Ugly girl that has a large neck and overall sqautty body. Demands a male "toad keeper" at all times (night and day) to feed flies, maintain lillypads, and possibly mate. Likes anime and lives a life of a loser.

"Want to hang out tonight?"
"Sure, let's call Dan and see if he wants to come."
"It is no use, he has to watch over toad tonight."
"Toad time..."

by toadhunter May 29, 2008

toadsmack

to take a lethal poison dart frog, grab by feet with latex glove, and proceed to smack desired person in the face. Usually done to hobos or douche bags.

got any change, bud? "Why I outta toadsmack you good!"

by hogan21 September 27, 2006

twaddict

The Twaddict is a person, male or female & of any age, who is constantly posting on &/or logged into the online social networking service, Twitter.

She's such a Twaddict that she sends more texts to Twitter than to her own family! or: He must be a twaddict because he is always on that Twitter website posting & reading stuff!

by Angelzsong September 9, 2009

Twaddle Bag

An Unappealing, Lame, boring..Alien.

GUy: "Hey man, Do you wanna go take a ride on my disco stick?!"
Other Guy: "Hell yeah IM NO TWADDLE BAG!"

by SHLABALABADINGDONGKABAJILLION November 26, 2010