tallahassee titty twister

Is the art of applying two mud crabs to both nipples and then setting the mud crabs on fire therefore making them squeeze harder

F partner: I'm feeling quite horny tonight
M partner: what would you like ;)
F partner: I feel like engaging in a Tallahassee titty twister

by Number bonds to 10 October 30, 2017

tulda

Type of person that is flat with sharp elbows

Tulda elbowed your mom!

by Tulda November 6, 2017

tallahassee skid mark

Ehrich Gee.

"One time Ehrich Gee farted and there was a wet spot on his pants.... we then proceeded to call him The Tallahassee Skid Mark"

by BigPoopieMuncher February 1, 2018

Tallahassee Boston Cream

The act of pooping and hollowing out the poop. After doing this a man ejaculates into the hollowed out poop, filling it up all the way. The man closes up the poop and freezes it. A few hours later the man will put the poop inside of a woman's vagina until it gets soft and warm (like a cookie). The couple will then slice open the poop, let the cum ooze out and (if they feel like it) eat it, dipping the poop in the cum.

Boy: "Hi Cindy, what're you doing on Friday night?"
Girl: "Not much. What are you doing?"
Boy: "Not sure. I might just stay home and masturbate."
Girl: "Well if you're in the mood, wanna come over and make a Tallahassee Boston Cream with me?"
Boy: "Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try one of those, I hear they're really good!"

by WackyWaffleWonder May 26, 2018

Tellafoosah

The act of stating "the fuck" while bringing inner clarity to your darkside

Boy 1: Hey bruh i just seen your wife out with another man .

(Whispers as he throws his phone across the yard) tellafoosah

by LilMann44500i June 2, 2018

Tellafoosah

The act of stating "the fuck" while bringing inner clarity to your darkside

Boy 1: Hey bruh i just seen your wife out with another man .

(Whispers as he throws his phone across the yard) tellafoosah

by LilMann44500i June 2, 2018

Tellatransported

When someone does some dumb shit and spawns behind you. For example you’re not paying attention and your friend appears behind you when you least expect it. Also the word Tink uses to avoid saying teleported.

“YO HELEN DEAD JUST TELLATRANSPORTED”
“ LMFOAOOOAAOO HE TELLATRANSPORTED”

by Realtrilltinkkkk June 5, 2018