Wetlipping a trumpet

The act of playing a wind instrument with one's genitalia, specifically the vagina and or anal cavity.

I joined the marching band to see the football game free, but I stayed to because Katy wouldn't stop wetlipping a trumpet

by Trandolph1 June 2, 2018

Trumpet Job

One who sticks his dick in a trumpet bell while another guy sucks on the mouthpiece of the trumpet to create a suction vortex within the trumpet

I gave my friend Harry a trumpet job during band practice.

by Trumpet god 69 November 7, 2018

Oo Trumpet

blowing into a womans vigina while eating her out and pushing on her stomach with ur lips still on her clit

Brian like to Oo Trumpet with Mary

by Jessica Grant January 9, 2004

furry trumpet

The act of performing oral sex on someone who has never shaved, ever.

Also, the sound a wooly mammoth makes.

My face felt like it was being scrubbed with a Brillo pad when I was doing the furry trumpet.

by HHedral February 26, 2015

playing the trumpet

To make out profusely with another hardcore.

I played the trumpet with your mom all last night.

by Shirty McSame March 6, 2003

Butt Trumpet

Hillary Clinton supporters, lately. All they can say is, "Butt Trumpet this or Butt Trumpet that!"

"Yeah, we know Hillary takes millions from oppressive totalitarian regimes in exchange for arms deals, but Trump is worse!" said the Butt Trumpet.

by Heime's henchmen June 21, 2016

rusty trumpet

When a chick eats a guys ass and jerks him off at the same time.

Aaron O gives rusty trumpets to all the guys.

by Alma Oscura September 27, 2003