jizz trumpet 

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet

Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.

jizz trumpet by the red horny devil February 10, 2023

Polish Trumpet 

When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.

D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"

C - "Bruh."

Polish Trumpet by The burger king 69 June 29, 2023

jungle trumpet 

Large busty black vocalist singing blowjob

I got the best jungle Trumpet at the Jazz Bar last night

jungle trumpet by JungleTrumpetJazz September 5, 2023

Donald Duck Trumpet 

Where the 45th president is made fun of by being compared to a duck from a cartoon from 1919 playing a modern band instrument

Damn, Donald Duck Trumpet is really banning some Mexicans. They probably shit on the wall to defy it and gives the message "Fuck you trump nobody ain't letting to dumbass wall get in our way"

Donald Duck Trumpet by zaqwszsfdzsgf April 27, 2019

Wet Mongolian Trumpet 

Letting out a massive wet fart that leaves a massive stain in your pants. The fart must be hilarious.

John let out a wet mongolian trumpet out his behind and left a shat stain on his underpants.

Wet Mongolian Trumpet by Radicles The Alien November 27, 2020

pulling a trumpet 

Accidentall blowing into an open joint sending every thing in it flying.

Yo, Niklas was pulling a trumpet the other day, it was hilarious.

pulling a trumpet by LauNyanTaco April 21, 2022

blowing your own trumpet 

Auto fellatio. Sucking your own penis.

John's in his bedroom blowing his own trumpet.
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?

blowing your own trumpet by Cheesehoven June 8, 2007