Traffic

A busy place with large amounts of people, (used in place of "busy", and in this sense not referring to vehicle congestion )

Man mcd's was so traffic today, i was boxed in and had to wait 20min in the drive through!
yeah we did go to see the movie last night, but the theatre was so traffic we left and got coffee instead.

by macspice May 23, 2011

Truffle Butter

Truffle butter is often put on expensive meats before eating. Its a spread!

I woke up and put truffle butter on her pussy!

by olympusman2004 February 27, 2015

Truffle Butter

A smooth, peanut butter-like cream often spread on toast or croissants.

Bob: Yo dude pick me up some truffle butter while you're out.
Clob: You got it my man ;)
Bob: Why did you wink
Clob: ;;;;;;;;;;))))))))))

by SuccleMyToes November 11, 2017

Monkey Truffle

After a night on the razz and acquiring a set of beer goggles, you pull a right munter and take her back to yours for a damn good seeing to.

Clothes come off and before you know it she's gobbling away. She asks for a bit of oral anal rimming, and due to wanting to get rid of the taste of the digusting Chicken Vindaloo you had on the way back, you agree.

On parting her arse crack you are greeted by an incredibly hairy arse crack (she is probably of Germanic origin) and she has a severe case of Piles and her hole has ballooned to look like a large truffle!

Christer bent the scank, which he pulled earlier that night, over the table to give her some rimming only to be greeted by a Monkey truffle.

Not wanting to ruin his chances of later action, he just pushed it all back inside and had a good slurp anyway.

by Waterboy8535 June 19, 2009

Traffic smack

Masturbating while in heavy traffic because you are so bored there is nothing else to do.

Guy1: Man were you in that traffic jam yesterday?
Guy2: Ya, that was horrible. I was so bored I had myself a traffic smack.

by hobo2000 August 4, 2007

L.A. Traffic Jam

The act of having so many penises inserted into the vagina and or anus to the point that they are stuck. often restulting in death

dude did you hear about those five people who died from an L.A. Traffic Jam

by ttorriand October 14, 2009

truffle dip

A truffle dip is when a partner peels back the foreskin of their boyfriends erect penis, and proceeds to take a lays truffle chip and dip it in the mans penile cheese.

Man: Hey honey, what would you like for dinner?
Woman: How about some of that truffle dip baby?
Man: I think we have some lays chips in the cabinet ;)

by Filthy Plebs January 1, 2016