total rectoblow

a giant fart, that feels like you ripped your intestines out of your anus.

Girlfriend: Did you just fart!?!?!?
Boyfriend: No baby. That wasn't no fart. That was a total rectoblow.
Girlfriend: That would explain why my peillow is ripped to shreds!!! My poor peillow!!! You rectoblowed all over it!!!

by longrod vanhugendong February 19, 2009

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Totaled

(adjective)
A insurance term that describes the condition of a damaged car beyond repair or not worth repairing.

BUT, instead of cars....we took this same word and use it to describe someone that is very visually disturbing, unattractive and just plain UGLY.

Wow, she is TOTALED!!!!!! I would never date her!!!

by TurtLe On The Track November 10, 2011

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Total Brunette

Someone with brown hair, brown eyes, and is usually a Caucasian (but not always). No, not black hair, and no, not hazel eyes. Standard, beautiful, brown hair, and gorgeous brown eyes, dark, light, or medium! :)

"Oh, there' Sarah; she's a total brunette!"

by Adelyn July 31, 2012

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torta

Monica Lewinsky

I'll tapitytaptap that Lewinsky torta.

by DJ LATIN September 10, 2003

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thotacular

A THOT that is spectacular. A spectacular THOT.

This is a play on words where 2 words are pushed together to describe something much more easy and to give the word THOT more flare.

The word was first used by Makell Bird a/k/a Mak Bird on FaceBook.

She's a THOT... and she's spectacular!... Naw... fuck that!... She's THOTacular!

by maktown September 13, 2014

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