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Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.
In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.
by You rReal Name March 10, 2023
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Toot

Used to describe someone that is particularly cute, adorable or for someone you are feeling sympathy for.
Person 1: I heard that his cat died last week
Person 2: Awk, the wee toot, I sure hope he feels better soon.
by connsume January 11, 2020
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van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.
Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other
by iamdubz June 25, 2010
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toot in my horn

Something you don't like or aren't interested in.
John: Have you tried the new reasturant in the neighborhood?
Ron: Yes, I went there last week and the food was "ok" - it didn't really put a toot in my horn, and I doubt I'll go back again.
by Krearyal February 18, 2017
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Deja Toot

A fart preceded by a nearly identical sounding fart
Mark unloaded another whopper, and it was deja toot all over again.
by tommiefrazier August 8, 2015
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Toot

Yeah she was pretty flat - it was only a toot
by Thebasilisk February 14, 2020
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lemon toot

something you make up to make a friend feel dumb!
Veronica is an idiot, I had her searching up the word lemon toot for an hour”
by mixmastermark July 12, 2018
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