toot eye

lazy eye

they’ve got a toot eye

by .kc May 20, 2023

rooter toot

It splats in your pants.

I rooter tooted in my pants!

by Boogers rooster May 28, 2023

Root-tooted

Smoking weed and getting as high as can be

It's good to get root-tooted after work sometimes

by Ladysommers June 10, 2023

Toot of crakter

An expression of disbelief or an accusation of dishonesty often used to describe scandal.

Oh, great heavens, this fellow spews nothing but toot of crakter!

by scholarly fella June 29, 2023

Toot

Older term for a drinking binge and/or wild drunkenness. Sometimes heard in old movies and TV shows.

"Johnny, I wouldn't go on a three-week toot with you, if you paid for it and throwed in the Dolly Sisters!" - Harry Morgan (of M*A*S*H* fame) in the Disney film "Snowball Express" (1972)

by Gabe1983 March 6, 2023

Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.

In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.

by You rReal Name March 10, 2023

Smickle Toot Booty

Smickle Toot Booty (STB) is the act of raping someone of the opposite sex and laying sliced cheese on they’re anus as they poop and fart.

I gave her a Smickle Toot Booty

by Ltlitty January 29, 2023