cutie toot

the name of a boy who is funny, caring, calm, gentle, and beautiful. you feel very safe and comfortable with him, and he's unlike anyone you've ever met before and ever will meet.

I love you, cutie toot!

by pookiejuju November 5, 2023

Tooted and Booted

To take of another person's pants, spit in their ass then leave them with their pants down.

Yo Dawg, I swear I got tooted and booted last night.

by Alabama Spitroasting Champion January 4, 2024

Peruvian Honk-Toot

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.

Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.

by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024

Toot

my fave
didnt think last definition wentnup
ibsessed with jk
whore fir jk

lori: wow toot is so cool!
isa: girl its tot

by loripori January 31, 2024

toot

Like a tweet but on Mastodon

A: I've read your tweet on Mastodon
B: It's called a toot

by Franz van Friedberg December 23, 2022

Curt toot

The definition of a curt toot is as followed:

When someone farts fast and loud to rupture our ear drums during a social gathering.

“Damn Mark, that one was a curt toot.”

by SlimmKilla April 15, 2023

le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023