Vampire Vibrations

When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, and when you reach for it the vibrations go away.

You: Spence, why are you squirming all over the place?
Spence: Its a case of Vampire Vibrations man....

by Afrothundr November 1, 2010

Go Vampire

When you pop a woman's cherry and proceed to drink the blood. Also know as Pulling an Edward Cullen.

"Man, it was her first time last night and you didn't go vampire on her? What a wasted opportunity."

by Koko B. Ware December 21, 2009

vampire job

when a girl with a thirst for blood-cum viciously attacks the erected penis and sucks out all the semenated blood, infecting the new carrier of the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - blood - a - TITUS

As adolf allernipples was sitting on the john, an infected vampire with the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - bloodATITUS attacked adolf's captain mickhead and gave him a vampire job

by meowpoop November 28, 2007

Vagina Vampire

A tampon; a device that sucks up blood from a woman's vagina.

I gotta replace my vagina vampire.

by whatupiact May 24, 2010

motivational vampire

A feeling you get at any point in time when you have a complete lack of motivation.

I fucking had the day off yesterday and wanted to work on my car, but I got bit by the motivational vampire and sat on the couch all day~!

by ichabod October 9, 2005

Vampire Hands

Hands that will not activate the motion sensing water faucet in a public restroom

i.e. invisible to mirrors or motion sensing devices

I can never get my hands clean at the restrooms in that Walmart - my vampire hands will not activate the water to come out of the faucet

by Jono523 August 21, 2013

Verulam Vampire

AKA the Phoenix Panty thief. A notorious villain that lurks around washing lines pinching ladies knickers and causing general mayhem.

"The Verulam Vampire was at it again, Bertie, I see my panties have been knicked off the washing line!"

by dbnnightwatcher February 25, 2014