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TATTOO WASTED

THE ACT OF GETTING A REALLY NICE TATTOO
by ANDRES "ZOOTIE" MARTINEZ July 7, 2010
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TikTok

TikTok is simply a disease and using this is means you have ligma, This platform is filled with TikThots and simps
Jimmy: "I just got TikTok"
Chad Bob: "Ligma"

Jimmy: "What's ligma?"
Chad Bob: "Ligma balls"
Chad Lachlan: "Ha Ha Retard"
by Chad Bob June 15, 2020
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TikTok bitches

TikTok bitches are the most annoying beings on the PLANET.They never stop doing TikTok dances and because of that they think they are “So TaLeNtEd”,but no it’s just unoriginal.The worst TikTok bitches of all that keep asking you to do a dance with them or the ones that add a description like “make me TikTok famous!”
Why each type are so irritating
1.Type 1 are so bad because if you don’t know the dance they’re doing they’ll either try teach it to you or ask if you know a series of other ones.No,I have self respect so I don’t post a video of me throwing up possible gang signs to a song with the lyric “I like a dick with a little bit of curve.”
2.The reason type 2 are purely irritating and irrelevant is because,well let me make myself clear.👏You👏are👏not👏at👏all👏original👏funny👏nor👏creative👏!periodt.They most likely follow charli d’amelio,and notice how I didn’t spell charli’s name with a capital because of the amount of respect I have for her.Currently she had about 50m followers on TikTok while there are charities on TikTok with a generally small following.PRIORITIES PEOPLE!Also charli d’amelio is currently teaching millions of 12 year olds dance moves to songs with lyrics like “if you want to see some real ass baby here’s your chance.”So no I don’t support TikTok bitches nor charli d’amelio and you might be thinking that I don’t like a lot of people my age and you’re right I don’t.However I would rather dislike a lot of people my age then be like them and be a TikTok bitch
TikTok bitches are the most annoying people on the PLANET.They never stop doing TikTok dances and because of that they think they are “So TaLeNtEd”,but no it’s just unoriginal.The worst TikTok bitches keep asking you to do a dance with them or the ones that add a description like “make me TikTok famous!”
Why each type are so irritating
1.Type 1 are so bad because if you don’t know the dance they’re doing they’ll either try teach it to you or ask if you know a series of other ones.No,I have self respect so I don’t post a video of me throwing up possible gang signs to a song with the lyric “I like a dick with a little bit of curve.”
2.The reason type 2 are purely irritating and irrelevant is because,well let me make myself clear.👏You👏are👏not👏at👏all👏original👏funny👏nor👏creative👏!periodt.They most likely follow charli d’amelio,and notice how I didn’t spell charli’s name with a capital because of the amount of respect I have for her.Currently she had about 50m followers on TikTok while there are charities on TikTok with a generally small following.PRIORITIES PEOPLE!Also charli d’amelio is currently teaching millions of 12 year olds dance moves to songs with lyrics like “if you want to see some real ass baby here’s your chance.”So no I don’t support TikTok bitches nor charli d’amelio and you might be thinking that I don’t like a lot of people my age and you’re right I don’t.However I would rather dislike a lot of people my age then be like them and be a TikTok bitch.
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tiktok tard

Miming words to a song with no sound while doing vigorous arm movements, usually in public.
"If you're going to be a tiktok tard, you're not going to be standing next to me in the shop."
by Belleaturbandictionary December 29, 2020
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Turtle Tattoo

Fucking sexy.

So amazingly sexy your clothes explode.
Guy 1: "Wow, that' girls so turtle tattoo it hurts."
Guy 2: "She's more turtle tattoo than my girlfriend!"
by Batman is sexy April 27, 2009
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alt tiktok

One part of it is real alt-tiktok, the other half is ex-tumbler users that make everyone offended with their opinions and try justifying it by using emojis.

"Kill All Men."
Brian: hi girl
Emily: Did you just assume my gender? Omg im totally putting you on alt tiktok and make everyone cancel you for assuming my gender KAM!!!!!
by FallenDrake January 31, 2021
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Straight TikTok

1; generic unoriginal videos that would typically be considered cringe. Ex: POVs Charlie Demilio type people, couples TikTok

2; people who use their heterosexuality and/or heteronormative way of thinking to be cringey, creepy, gross or bigoted
1; “the only place you can find something as boring as POVs is straight TikTok”

2; “only people on straight TikTok would buy their ten year old son a p*rn magazine”
by Hiimdavebigbird February 28, 2021
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