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Thunder Chunder 

When you ejaculate and diarrhea at the same time. The spasm (thunder) of both, normally due to sex after taco bell, is enough to break vertebrae and permanently disable.
You all hear ole Timmy got hemmed up? Damn Thunder Chunder done broke his back in 2 places..
Thunder Chunder by Squatchrider December 11, 2017

thunder chunking

When two morbidly obese lesbians become scissor sisters.
"I caught Connie and Ellen thunder chunking in the master bedroom!"
thunder chunking by Boy Butter September 21, 2018

Thunder Dan

The greatest elliptigo riding Track Coach and Geometry Teacher in the history of Marquette High School.
No one could keep up with Thunder Dan as he tore up the Milwaukee streets on his elliptigo.

Thunder Dan

The Greatest Track Coach, Geometry Teacher, youtuber, and elliptigo rider in the history of Marquette High School.
No one could keep up with Thunder Dan as he tore up the Milwaukee streets on his elliptigo.

"When I see you... in class"
-Thunder Dan

Thunder Cunt 

When a girl queefs while getting fucked.
That bitch I fucked last night had a thunder cunt.
Thunder Cunt by Skjor August 4, 2020

Thunder Cunt 

A rich female authoritarian despot who lives like royalty, has a grating voice, complains, wags her fat little finger at her “subjects”, and enjoys destroying state economies.
I can’t stand watching the weekly briefings from the governor of New Mexico because she is a Thunder Cunt.
Thunder Cunt by Entirely Over It October 30, 2020