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Rabbit Clutch

When you shoot rabbits at the enemy when you are about to lose. Works in any game, or IRL situation.
My wife was about to take my children, but I pulled off the most epic rabbit clutch!
by Rabetclutcher May 26, 2022
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Clutch

When 2 people are kissing and one of them jumps up and wraps their legs around the other.
I didn't trust my own legs to hold me up while he was kissing me, making my legs shaky and my heart melt so I clutched at him for support and he held me up with his strong arms.
by Weirdwhitney August 21, 2016
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burning the clutch

Drinking a beer and a coffee at the same time. Using an upper and a downer at the same time.
Coke on top of heroin, seriously, you're burning the clutch. But whatever.
by Doktor Brown April 24, 2015
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Squirrel clutch

Grabbing and squeezing hard on a man's genitals in order to incapacitate them
He kicked me so i gave him the squirrel clutch
by Boiaa October 8, 2018
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Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.
"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"
by Guinness718 December 12, 2024
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Clutch

by Jack020 September 19, 2022
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Double-clutch

The fatty flabby skin that hangs down between a persons chin, a protruding occurrence with the onset of weight gain.
My overindulgence of food was a tall tell sign that my double-clutch had grew extensively.
by Haveagrandday10 July 2, 2016
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