1. If I wasn't brain free I'd be a rocket scientist.
2. Bro keep up all that drinking and you will be brain free.
3. I am using brain free as my excuse.
4. We know you're brain free but we still love you.
5. It's awesome. I am so brain free today. I smoked too much dank weed.
6. I could only stand one date with her because she was brain free.
7. Bro if you keep on doing all those beer bongs you'll be brain free.
8. You always lose in beer pong, no wonder why you are brain free.
2. Bro keep up all that drinking and you will be brain free.
3. I am using brain free as my excuse.
4. We know you're brain free but we still love you.
5. It's awesome. I am so brain free today. I smoked too much dank weed.
6. I could only stand one date with her because she was brain free.
7. Bro if you keep on doing all those beer bongs you'll be brain free.
8. You always lose in beer pong, no wonder why you are brain free.
by iamgrouchysmurf February 07, 2014
Brain herpes is something unpleasant that you haven't thought of in a while that pops into your head every once in a while. You can't unsee it, unhear it, etc. Once you contract a brain herpes, it is with you for life.
Examples of brain herpes include: goatse, that fucking Barbie Girl song, the image of when you walked in on your parents mid-coitus, etc.
by Pho King Guy June 02, 2010
When someone is always on your mind and its cannot be stopped/cured. Constant thought about that person means they gave you a Brain STD!
Girl 1:Damn Ricky is so hot! I can't get him out of my mind!
Girl 2: Look's like you got a Ricky Brain STD!
Girl 2: Look's like you got a Ricky Brain STD!
by footballfreak9 August 18, 2011
A condition of forgetfulness, irritability and lowered IQ, caused by an extreme addiction to Mountain Dew.
by hypomonk October 01, 2018
When a hot girl shows interest in you but only to get answers to homework and cheat off your other school work. Similar to friend zoned
Aj: "Isabella totally likes you bro"
Me: "Nah, she just has me brain zoned. She's copying my homework right now"
Me: "Nah, she just has me brain zoned. She's copying my homework right now"
by Master gopher January 21, 2015
1) Emotional: when someone is too overwhelmed to emotionally deal with the information (news) just received
2) Intellectual: when someone is too confused to input or comprehend the information (knowledge) just received (reviewed)
2) Intellectual: when someone is too confused to input or comprehend the information (knowledge) just received (reviewed)
1) Emotional: Jane got brain-wacked when she found out that her boyfriend Dick had slept with Lilith.
2) Intellectual: The CEO was brain-wacked when he read how low the numbers were in the quarterly sales report.
2) Intellectual: The CEO was brain-wacked when he read how low the numbers were in the quarterly sales report.
by Torreycat January 26, 2011
Man: when you leave your shirt out, does that mean your tucking your pants into your shirt?
Guy: wow. That's a big brain moment.
Guy: wow. That's a big brain moment.
by Jonathangg November 02, 2019