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Cap & Gown

When someone is cappin' (lying) so hard that they're wearing the whole fit.

Cap & Gown is basically when you're super cappin'
Chase: I have the cleanest car out of anyone
AP: that's some straight Cap & Gown right there
by Snaplatts February 4, 2021
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piece of cap

Cap, meaning liar, or lies, means that something someone has said was a lie. This can refer to a lying sentence or a person who is known to lie, (can also be interpreted as "piece of crap" as it basically has the same meaning).
"What an absolute piece of cap" John says whilst watching the news.
by LeggedShroom November 10, 2020
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Cap Factor

The Cap Factor is a statistical measure of how valid (or not valid) a piece of information is positive cap = ALL CAPS, negative value is true. When the decimal is closer to one, it is either very true (negative cap value) or a definite lie (positive cap value)

False (1) > Cap Factor < True (-1)

The Cap Factor is a part of hood statistics.
The subject was lying, therefore cap factor was present.
by Jungso February 10, 2021
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Mr. Cap

When someone is being a liar or is cappin. Opposite to no cap.
Person 1: Yo we gonna hangout later right
Person 2: Yeah definitely bro
Person 1: Don’t be Mr. Cap later
by Torrealva042200 June 3, 2019
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Put a Cap on it

In reference to condoms (contraception or birth control) and young people in or around and definitely below the age of 25 i.e. not yet fully neurologically mature, complete in education or naïve on work experience. - And still paying through the roof for car insurance!

The act of putting a cap on it of course prevents teenage pregnancy or the old 16 year cycle.
Mandem 1: Hey did you hear, chef just had his 4th child and he's only 21!

Mandem 2: Shit son; he should have learned in college to put a cap on it (his penis). Now he's gonna be stuck in that restaurant kitchen most of his life!

Mandem 3: If this carries on; Jesus Christ - the country is fucked!
by The_Resurrected April 29, 2019
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CAPS LOCK

A key on the keyboard that tweenie girls, newbies and the mentally unstable insist on pressing and using for their entire forum post/IM/text message for reasons unknown.

Perhaps they think it looks cool, or maybe they can't do joined-up writing yet and write in block capitals.

It is the most annoying button in existence.

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OMG LYK WHY CANT I UZ SHIFT TO LYK PROPERLY CAPITALIZE MY SENTNCES?!?!? CAPS LOCK IS JUST LYK SOOOOO COOOOL THAT I MUST TYP EVRYTINK I EVR THINK OF WIT IT???!?!

And such...
Caps lock example included at the end of my definition because UD won't let me abuse Caps Lock in the example
by Your Uncle Cordelia September 16, 2006
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pop a cap

back in the olden days when I was a young boy in nebraska this term used to mean to open a soda bottle. but times have changed and now it is a term for violence against one another which i believe mimicks the direction in which our country is headed. in short to pop a cap is to fucking shoot someone okay.
back in nebraska- pop a cap off that coca cola product please my good sir

now a days- I'm gonna pop a cap in yo ass..............my good sir
by thomas the train engine November 8, 2006
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