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Workplace Terrorism

1. The act of lifting one cheek and leaning to the side in an effort to intentionally aim a fart at a co-worker.

2. The act of crop dusting an entire workplace meeting room without mercy.
1. I don't like the guy I sit next to so i'm going to commit an act of workplace terrorism.

2. I really didn't prepare a power point to present in the meeting today, maybe i'll commit an act of workplace terrorism as a distraction for how bad my presentation is going to be.

3. She claims that he is the one behind the recent workplace terrorist attacks that have been happening in the break room this past week.
by Undead Taco October 25, 2017
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Terror Gosé

pfff a near death experiance thanks to Terror Gosé
by summadepressie February 25, 2018
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Having a fear of the water sports so paralyzing that you turn gay.
Why didn’t Tremmel go whitewater rafting this year?
“Oh last time he went he end up with Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror. Now he just spends all his time trolling for dick at rest stops on the interstate.”
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metallic terror

the government putting metallic minerals in the atmosphere to create an alternative reality used to distract.
The metallic terror overtook the Hollywood actress until she had to call a prayer line.
by Coop Dupe June 10, 2018
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Sexual Terrorism

The act of spreading STDs through sexual contact with multiple people, often resulting in the death of at least on person.
Man commits sexual terrorism at nightclub, leaves 17 dead, 20 sick
by TVdinner_ April 22, 2021
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Culinary terrorism

When you're supposed to be preparing your boss's lunch and you poison them whether accidentally or not.
The term was invented by Jesse Watters of fox News f-sag. He now thinks his recent case of food poisoning or upset stomach was due to culinary terrorism perpetrated by his assistant Johnny
by Sexydimma May 26, 2023
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Vibe Terrorism

The unconscious or conscious act of subverting, attacking, or completely destroying a previously established vibe.
*Person A and Person B are listening to music.*
Person A: Y'know, all Chef Bergens had to do was catch two or four trolls for breeding instead of culling the remaining populace and rendering the delicacy extinct.
Person B: *taken aback* Straight-up, outta nowhere Vibe Terrorism.
by fed_not_a_terrorist January 9, 2024
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