robert tally

The fucking best person in the world

Robert Tally is the best, mlg, 360 no scoping, almighty loaf.

by Anybody in the world May 22, 2017

bush telly

A bush telly is when a woman has enough cloths fluff in her belly button it starts to look like a tree

Girl you have one big bush telly going on there

by Coozba August 17, 2017

Snappy tally

When a girl bites your dick like a snapping turtle and then doesn’t even swallow

Sarah is such a snappy tally

by Justin rhoads February 10, 2020

Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.

I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.

by sproates April 29, 2021

Father Tally

Also goes by the name Daddy tally or Metallica4ever. The father of the DI-32 immigrants coming to DI-17. Also the funder of the Sweden meetup.

Father Tally has cleansed us from our sins.

by ailuriidae June 16, 2021

big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021

dirty telly

Lil’ bow-legged hood n**** with a nine inch

That’s a dirty Telly right there.
That man is a is considered a dirty Telly .

by Twiz September 23, 2021