by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the used tamponmug. 
When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.
I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.
by Teenypetey January 19, 2025
Get the Texas tamponmug. by Atomic McNoggin November 2, 2025
Get the Stormtroopers Tamponmug. Tampon: A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.
1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”
by iamgezim May 27, 2024
Get the Tamponmug. Something girls stick up their vagina to keep their blood from leaking.
Girls ofton eat it after to absorb all the blood and keep the cycle going.
Girls ofton eat it after to absorb all the blood and keep the cycle going.
by THICKY NICKEY September 8, 2019
Get the Tamponmug. penis of ill-repute
Man: "Now how will I get a real life? I'm a used tampon. No woman will want me!" shrieks and cries out loud.
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the used tamponmug.