Swiss

Bad, not ideal. A reaction towards someone doing something fucked up. "I'm gonna turn his ass to swiss cheese"

"Annie stole Kaylees vape bro"
"Damn that's swiss"

by thezoooo May 7, 2025

swiss surprise

The act of yodeling inappropriately during an intimate or sexual act

"So the two of you have been seeing each other for a while, how did it go last Friday?"

"Yeah, the date went really well right up until the Swiss Surprise. We ended up laughing too much to continue."

by Connor_Dubh May 4, 2020

swiss vault

A tight, bleached anus

I got in that girl's swiss vault last night. I had to use lots of lube

by Diego Monteblon December 7, 2013

Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Swiss Kiss

A handshake. And a very unsexy one at that.

I'm having such a dry spell I'm lucky if I get a swiss kiss.

by ApricotFields November 2, 2020

Swiss Rolls

The best f*cking snack Little Debbie has ever made. Even gods eat them.

Mother: "I'm going to the store to get groceries. Bye!"
Child: " WAIT MOM, DON'T FORGET THE SWISS ROLLS. I NEED THEM TO SURVIVE."

by Yeet Pete February 9, 2019

Swiss cheese

Swiss cheesing refers to the gentle act of pinning someone to the ground and railing them from behind

“Dude, Aaron Swiss cheese’d his girlfriend so hard, that she cried”

by Kayney July 31, 2025