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internet stalker 

A (usually) tragic male in his late 30s - 40s who spends all his free time hiding from reality whilst he chases girls/women using Internet chat rooms. Will often have deep seated emotional problems and possible peadophile tendencies (as well as a much receded hairline). An artful groomer who is too ashamed of himself to go down a nightclub and meet women like the rest of humanity.
I'm 6ft 2" with a full head of hair. I drive a sports car and am extremely virile. What are you wearing? Huh Huh Huh.

Oh you filthy Internet stalker!
internet stalker by Kendo Endo September 28, 2006
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Indenial Stalker 

A person who tries to be secretive about stalking, however, they make it too obvious to everyone that they stalked a someone. They will try to talk their way out of it in any way, whether they have to make something up, or they make themselves the innocent one.
Stalker: *Sends a picture of the street a person lives on.*
Stalker: "Hey, I got lost, and I stumbled upon this street haha."
Person: "So you followed them to their house?"
Stalker: "No, I got lost in a forest and ended up here"
Person: "But there's no forest remotely near their house."
Stalker: "Dude chill. I don't understand what's wrong with you."
Person: "You know, you're acting like an indenial stalker right now."
Stalker: " Fine, fuck you. You're literally the stupidest person in the world."
Indenial Stalker by Vansea April 21, 2018

cyber stalker 

someone that uses the internet to harass their victim(s) threatens, blackmails them with stuff that can ruin their lifes and humiliates them, they find out stuff and use everything against their victim

another name for a cyber stalker is (online pedophile) doesnt matter on age of the victim, leaking and posting stuff like videos and nudes of the victim even if the victim dont want anyone having those and seeing them, the chber stalker is considered an online pedophile

the cyber stalker might make pages like to pretend to be the victim, sometimes make the persons nudes as their profild picture, make groups of the victim
the cyber stalker leaked that girl's info, nudes, videos, screenshots to everyone, he even posted it
cyber stalker by anons15 February 19, 2019

thumbs down stalker 

People who stalk you on sites such as Urban Dictionary and give thumbs down to every single one of your posts and definitions.
Thumbs down stalkers give you thumbs down for no reason.

Comment Stalker 

One Who reades others myspace comments to gain information.
1:Is jimmy dating Sue?

2:Yeah,

1:How do you know?

2:I read their comments.

1:You comment stalker. queer.
Comment Stalker by Kaalen69 March 25, 2009

Myspace Stalker 

Someone who spends all day lookin an obsessing over your myspace. You may barely know this person but they know everything about you. Including where your going for the weekend, what you did the other night, why you werent in class yesterday. They even start to stalk your girlfriends on myspace due to jealousy.

They dont usually add you because they arent brave enough too because they have poor social skills an suck balls.

They usually have your myspace set as their homepage an may even check it on thier iphone or blackberry or via other portable device.
Matt: " So this girl I barely know in class somehow knew I was at Pechanga the other night. Its weird!"

Tyler: " maybe shes a myspace stalker dude, set your shit to private an lock your doors"
Myspace Stalker by llegoz October 16, 2009

Polish stalker 

A weird Polish tourist who just won't leave you alone and won't take no for an answer.
While traveling to the country of France, I unfortunately encountered a very arrogant and strange Polish stalker.