Stanley Pringled

While talking to a girl you randomly whip out your dick and start masturbating.

I totally Stanley Pringled that bitch I was mackin' it to at the library last night.

by psu19420 April 7, 2008

Ståle

The most amazing creature found at the west coast of Norway. It is very cute, has big blue eyes, and calls upon you at night to go and watch the little lights in the water together. It learns people to love and trust life. You will never experience a night as magical as with a Ståle.

M: I met a Ståle last night.
L: Oh you're so lucky! How did it go?
M: It was like a Disney movie, I never felt better!

by thebelgiangirl August 9, 2010

Stale

A person who always sides with the same person, even when he knows that that person is in the wrong, he still sides with him/her, because the person knows he cannot win an argument with the one he always sides with

Mrs, Reynolds is so stale, she always sides with Patrice even though she knows I didn't do anything

by Jahage November 27, 2013

Getting stabbed

I’m fucking bleeding everywhere oh god

“IM FUCKING GETTING STABBED OH GOD WHY OH MY MOM I STILL OWE HER LUNCH MONEY FROM LAST TUESDAY WAHT THE FUCK CLARENCE WHY DID YOU FUCKING STAB ME”

by Jaxilla November 22, 2019

enterprise back-stabber

One who stabs yer back, yet professes to not do such things. Occurs in enterprise IT environments particularly in the south eastern region of the U.S.

Dude enterprise back-stabber told on me for circumventing the firewall! What an asshole.

by xl0 August 23, 2004

Video game stalemate

When you are basically in a stalemate in the progression of your video game, it is a Video game stalemate. It differs than being just "stuck" in a certain part, because it involves not being able to do a certain thing, because your weapons suck, so you need new ones, but you dont have enough gold/credits/whatever to buy new weapons until you beat that certain thing. It is a very annoying situation.

John Doe: Aw man, I'm in a video game stalemate on (insert game name here)
John Doe 2: How so?
John Doe: I can't beat level 5 on (insert game name here) because my equipment sucks, and I can't get the money to buy new equipment until I beat level 5.
John Doe 2: That sucks. Use a gameshark.

by Overlord Oozumpti July 9, 2009

two girls, one stanley cup

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.

"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"

by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013