by juliacrockett May 24, 2021
Joe: *Farts*
Also Joe: “Bro that sh*t felt weird.
Zach: “How do you mean.”
Joe: “I just farted liquid.”
Zach: “Go check your underpants retard, you probably just poop squirted.”
Also Joe: “Bro that sh*t felt weird.
Zach: “How do you mean.”
Joe: “I just farted liquid.”
Zach: “Go check your underpants retard, you probably just poop squirted.”
by ILoveZachC February 23, 2021
by C_rizzle October 27, 2017
(n.) The act of doing the burpee exercise (jump and then squat as you come down) while crapping in your pants as you come down for the squat part of the burpee exercise.
As John was doing his burpees for track practice, he felt the burpee squirts coming, but it was too late for him the stop it.
by XMSquiZZ360 November 13, 2013
when you spread ur cheeks and squirt out your juices so you feel it dribbling down your batty crease.
dam that bitch can ass squirt!
by battyman2000 October 14, 2008
If ya climbin up a ladder n ya hear sumtin splatter, _______
If ya sailin on a boat n ya feel sumtin float, ________
If ya walkin down da street n ya hear sumtin beep, _______
If ya bend to tie ya shoe n ya hear sumtin sploof, _______
If ya eatin chicken soup n it lookz like liquid poop, ______
...fill in da blankz
If ya sailin on a boat n ya feel sumtin float, ________
If ya walkin down da street n ya hear sumtin beep, _______
If ya bend to tie ya shoe n ya hear sumtin sploof, _______
If ya eatin chicken soup n it lookz like liquid poop, ______
...fill in da blankz
Ayo, I had so many white castle burgers last night. I had the screamin squirts so bad even mah toilet waz like no more.
by trublu95 February 15, 2009
by jason fleischauser December 02, 2003