Squid flinger

A vigorous under water handjob

My girlfriend gave me a mean squid flinger in her parents pool last night.

by NicBri November 27, 2016

Squid Bitch

That awkward kid in the friend group, that always gets shit on. The kinda dude who won’t even try to talk to girls cuz it’s a lost cause.

You forgot your wallet again!? maTT quit being such a squid bitch, god damn.

by Astranger2u October 31, 2018

Soggy squid

When eight or more guys cum on a vagina and then use their hands to slop it around, getting cum everywhere.

"Hey do you know if Becky got her infection checked after those guys gave her a Soggy Squid last party?"

by Debonathesquidman February 22, 2019

Hit the squid

When someone has to clean up the mess of an animal. This includes vomit, urine, blood, shit, and any other bodily fluid or waste.

Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.

Correct usage: "I gotta go hit the squid. The dog crapped on the floor"

Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"

by Skittlesdoggg December 25, 2018

squid floping

"Squid Floping" is A form of taunting in the Splatoon games by jumping and turning squid and kid quickly / rapidly

Bro1: *playing Splatoon* yo i'm squid floping
Bro2: yoooo bro You SUCK

by Carss1235 November 18, 2019

Scrubbish squid

Mike and Colson

You’re welcome you scrubbish squids

by Kat2004 January 10, 2018

Squid dribble

Noun/Verb. When a guy cums in a condom, then cuts the end off of the condom to squeeze onto the brow line of his sexual partner. The jizz then dribbles into his/her eyes in a tentacle-like pattern, giving it the name “squid dribble.” Source: Lester Holt.

He squid dribbled me hardcore last night. It was squinty as hell.

by Squiddribbler4620 January 31, 2020